Cindy Crawford drives my care
Drives towards my guiding star
She knows Karate

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I like a woman with a touch of class
Not to thin with a rounded ass
She'll be your lover and be your best friend
And drink your gin and tonic to the end
I like a woman with a touch of class
Not to thin with a rounded ass
She'll be your lover and be your best friend
Her favourite drink is gin and tonic to the end

Kate Winslet steers my boat
She's the one keeps me afloat
She's all woman

Sophie Dahl lights my fire
That burns my heart like saphire
She's all woman

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Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sophie Ellis-Bextor
I can feel them looking at me, yes I can feel them, they're looking at me
I can feel them looking at me, yes I can feel them, they're looking at me
But still the one I want is Heather Graham

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