From the album Harmonicise, released January 2002.
Words: R. Hayes.

The return of the greatest time of your life
You've hit the big time, youre in the major league now alright
The return of your existence in this little world
Now you've got a girl

The return of the greatest show on earth
You and her in the back seat of a Chevy, givin' it some welly all night
The elephants go 'round and 'round in circles and trust me
She's an animal all right

(Chorus)
I want the world to know…..
That I'm feeling kinda hyper
Like I sorta pulled a biker
But at least I have a friend
And that heralds the beginning of the end
It's the return of the greatest,
The return of the greatest,
The return of the greatest, rap group in the world

Your friends applaud you as you walk down the street at night
Your aunty swings from a streetlight and whistles you a lullaby
A message from your mom and pop says hope you're eating properly
And, when you gonna ask her to dinner

It seems you only want to go outside and drink
Beer and burger for three pounds in your local, then rev it up with RedBull to last all night
She goes shopping, turns up hopping cos you're hangin off another girl,
"but I thought it was you love, alright?"

(Chorus)

I'm in the game, shes on the phone
Got a trouble and strife but she's starting to moan
(so I dumped her in the lake)

I'm free, it's back, my life is here again
Don't need her anyway, she only held me back
I never ever want to be tied down again
But that won't last long.

(chorus)